Effie has been playing with our rubbish bins, again, yesterday and today. Sweetie also thinks she may have been fussing with his mail. (He didn't really say fussing.)
Never mind: I've got photos! Been carrying my faithful little digi-cam with me to capture the essence of Effie's antics.
I plan to buy some sidewalk chalk. I don't know if I have to choose a color, but I'm hoping to find pink. And glitter. Lots of glow-in the dark glitter! I plan to draw an outline around where her favorite bin belongs and write, "It goes here, (real first name)." If she "forgets" to put the bin back a second time, I'll add her real middle and last names. Third time, Heaven help us all, Sweetie will write a really businesslike "cease and desist" letter.
I do keep in mind we have reason to believe she's a felon and we know she's unbalanced. But I can't resist the call of the pink chalk and GLITTER! And a photograph of my artwork!
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