By the way, you DO know this blog is actually a documentation of all of her antics, don't you? No one said all documentation had to be stuffy. If someone did, I disagree.
Effie is way too predictable. I won a virtual nickel from Sweetie for my prediction that she would have pulled up the Canadian flag-festooned hockey stick tape marking her favorite rubbish bin's spot by the time we got home.
Sure enough, around 8:00 PM we got home, turned on our porch light and behold! The tape was moonched up on our porch. It's raining, and fairly heavily tonight, but not enough to have scrubbed off the pink-chalk message, "It goes here, (real first name)." The glitter is no longer confined just to the spot where the bin goes.
NOT TO WORRY, Dear Friends! I have MILES of hockey stick tape and can get more in various designs when this runs out. I've laid down some more tape, even though it doesn't really stick to the wet pavement. I'll re-tape it tomorrow morning, when the space under the bin has dried. My only dilemma is which color of chalk to use to reinforce the message. As promised, it will say, "It goes here, (first name) (middle name)." There's not a lot she can complain about: I haven't written her real last name out, which would enable ANYONE to Google her full legal name and discover her little episode with the heroin smuggling.
How fortunate she is I don't just spell the message out in hockey stick tape. I could make it fit, though it wouldn't be in that nice little space. And I have enough tape...I already said that.
How about blue? And I can outline it in this really cool neon green chalk that's included in the box! And I'll reload the glitter content in the taped area!
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