Too Much to Catch Up!

In the nearly-year since I last blogged, "Effie" has done some HILARIOUS things.

• Wanted us to leave a particular PUBLIC STREET parking spot for her.  (And lots of it.)
• Wanted us to leave our porch light on for her use.  (Not accepting that exciting opportunity or that liability, thanks.)
• Gave up on the first parking space she wanted, especially because she realized there's a utility wire directly overhead.  Now she wants the owner of the house next door to have her utility wires moved so birds won't leave "presents" on her van.  (That's what your garage is for, Effie.)

It's too much.  I'm laughing too hard to continue.